Track 15
Upsell City
Crossing the Stage
About this track
The first sale hits and you feel relief — and then you realize the cart could be bigger. You start stacking offers, tightening the flow, and watching average order value climb like a scoreboard. Upsell City is the fun, shameless energy of building a funnel that actually pays you.
For the builder who learned revenue is engineered, not wished for.
For the operator who loves clean flow and loud numbers.
If you are done leaving value behind, press play.
Player Upsell City
Lyrics
[Intro]
Welcome to Upsell City…
Where one click ain't enough—
And we stack it ‘til you drop!
Let’s GO!
[Massive]
[Chorus]
Upsell City’s in the house tonight!
Everybody ‘bout to 10X their buy!
And if you leave without the cart stacked high—
You just left some VALUE BEHIND!
Upsell City’s in the house tonight!
All these offers ‘bout to change your life!
And if you leave without the cart stacked high—
Then you just said “no” to free money, right?!
[Verse 1]
Step one—checkout locked in tight,
Then BOOM—another deal’s in sight!
Wanna double results in half the time?
Hit that button, it’s yours tonight!
Need more templates? Want more hacks?
Upgrade now—NEVER LOOK BACK!
V I P? Exclusive group?
Double your results—now that’s the move!
But wait, there's MORE!—Add-on deal!
Automate it? Done—that’s real.
Click that button, seal the fate,
Let’s get you rich while you hydrate.
[Fast]
[Pre-Chorus]
You see the timer—
Clock is tickin’!
You feel the FOMO—
Mind is slippin’!
One-time offer—
No extensions!
Don’t let this deal—
Fade to fiction!
[Beat]
[Chorus]
Upsell City’s in the house tonight!
Everybody ‘bout to 10X their buy!
And if you leave without the cart stacked high—
You just left some VALUE BEHIND!
Upsell City’s in the house tonight!
All these offers ‘bout to change your life!
And if you leave without the cart stacked high—
Then you just said “no” to free money, right?!
(“Every day I’m stackin’…”)
[Verse 2]
One more chance, get EXTRA GAINS!
Lifetime deal? That’s INSANE.
Swipe files, coaching, LIVE SUPPORT,
Stack it high—you want MORE MORE MORE?!
Ayy, don’t be shy,
You know this deal is SUPER FLY.
Just one click, unlock it now,
And watch your biz go POW POW POW!
[Bridge]
ONE MORE BONUS! (Yeah, yeah!)
JUST FOR YOU! (Let’s go, let’s go!)
FOMO HITTIN’? (Click it now!)
DON’T BE CHEAP—DON’T BACK DOWN!
[Final Chorus]
Upsell City’s in the house tonight!
Everybody ‘bout to 10X their buy!
And if you leave without the cart stacked high—
You just left some VALUE BEHIND!
Upsell City’s in the house tonight!
All these offers ‘bout to change your life!
And if you leave without the cart stacked high—
Then you just said “no” to free money, right?!
[Outro]
Upsell City… where the money’s right…
and the VALUE’S STACKED HIGH!
Click that button, baby—ONE MORE TIME!