Track 7
Where’s My Traffic
Crossing the Stage
About this track
You built the funnel. You nailed the hook. The offer cooks. And then the stats sit there like a flatline. Where’s My Traffic is the refresh-in-your-sleep spiral — equal parts panic and punchline — for the builder who did everything “right” and still got silence.
For the day your dashboard personally offended you.
For anyone who has ever whispered, “did I forget to hit publish?”
If you are in the traffic drought, you are not alone.
Player Where’s My Traffic
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Do you have the time to hear me lose my mind
About my funnel that should be working just fine?
I wrote every hook,
The offer really cooks,
The copy’s dialed in—
So where’s the buyers?!
[Pre-Chorus]
Sometimes I check the stats and weep,
Sometimes I refresh in my sleep!
It all keeps adding up—
I think I messed this up!
Am I just a fraud?
Or did I get scammed?!
[Verse 2]
I went to my coach,
He said, “Just spend some more.”
But my ad account’s already on the floor!
I tried SEO,
But Google hates me so…
And now I’m drowning in some guru’s course!
[Pre-Chorus]
Sometimes I check the stats and weep,
Sometimes I refresh in my sleep!
It all keeps adding up—
I think I messed this up!
Am I just a fraud?
Or did I get scammed?!
[Bridge]
Funnels are supposed to work!
Where’s my traffic?
Did I forget to hit "Publish" first?!
Where’s my traffic?!
Russell said this was the way!
WHERE’S MY TRAFFIC?!
Now I’m crying into my latte!
[Final Chorus]
Sometimes I check the stats and weep,
Sometimes I refresh in my sleep!
It all keeps adding up—
I think I messed this up!
Am I just a fraud?
Or did I get scammed?!
[Outro]
Just one click away, they say…
WHERE’S MY TRAFFIC?!!