My First Funnel Flopped

[Verse 1] First things first, I spent weeks on this perfect page. I followed the steps, I mapped out the steps, It should have made me paid—ohhh. (It should have made me paid—ohhh.) Second thing second, Hit refresh just to check the stats, Zero clicks, zero leads, All I saw was a big fat flatline—ohhh. (Silence. Nothing. Ohhh.) [Pre-Chorus] I was broken, felt defeated, Tried to blame the ads and tweak it, Changed the headline, changed the colors, Prayed to Russell, "PLEASE CONVERT HER!" Tested my buttons, tested my price, Tried to get the checkout right, Watched my screen, hit refresh, But all I got was crickets, stress! (Drums kick in—INTENSITY RISING!) [Chorus] PAIN! My first funnel flopped, it left me shocked—abandoned! PAIN! I swore I’d quit, but now I’m back—demanding! PAIN! Oh, let the pixels fire, oh, let ‘em track! I’LL RISE, I’LL LEARN, I’LL LAUNCH AGAIN— PAIN! I swear this time I’ll make it rain! [Verse 2] Last thing last, I took notes, I fixed my stack, Joined a coaching call, faced it all, Knew I had to adapt—ohhh. (Knew I had to adapt—ohhh.) Tweaked my hooks, changed my flow, Wrote a story they’d want to know, Not just features—gave them dreams, Showed ‘em what their life could be. [Pre-Chorus] Now I’m testing, now I’m tracking, No more guessing, I’m attacking! Took my lessons, faced my fears, Now my checkout rings LOUD and CLEAR! (Drums roll—big tension, HUGE FINAL DROP!) [Final Chorus] PAIN! My first funnel flopped, but I came back—unstoppable! PAIN! I split-tested, now my offer’s profitable! PAIN! Oh, let the pixels fire, oh, let ‘em track! I’LL RISE, I’LL LEARN, I’LL SCALE AGAIN— PAIN! THIS ONE'S THE ONE—I’M NEVER GOING BACK! [Outro] Every launch, every fall, Every struggle made me strong. Failure’s just a stepping stone, I build, I test, I keep my throne.