Your Funnel Is Leaking

[Verse 1] I don’t trust my analytics, 'Cause the numbers lookin’ wrong. I had a hundred people click it, But now… where’d they all go? See, they bounced before the checkout, Ain’t no add-to-cart in sight. Well, my sales are straight-up ghostin’ And my C P A’s too high! [Chorus] What I really wanna know… Oh baby… What I really wanna say… I can’t deny… There’s a hole in my flow, And it’s drainin’ all my dough, yeah. [Guitar—smooth,] [Verse 2] Gotta check my form load speed, Maybe it’s the C T A? Maybe I should fix the offer Or my copy’s in the way? I feel the loss, feel the pain, feel the pain, Ain’t no Stripe ding on my phone! Well, I swear that I— Gotta fix this now before I’m broke. [Chorus] What I really wanna know… Oh baby… What I really wanna say… I can’t deny… I need C R O, Or my funnel’s gonna die, yeah. [Short] [Bridge] Tell my dev team, If they know what is good for them, They better fix that load time fast! Or I’ll have to raise my ad spend, And that’s just burnin’ cash. Gotta test my subject line! Gotta split-test all my price! If my page don’t hook ‘em right, Then I’m losin’ sales tonight! [Drums] [Final Chorus] What I really wanna know… Oh baby… What I really wanna say… I can’t deny… There’s a hole in my flow, And it’s drainin’ all my dough, yeah. I need to patch it up today… Or my biz will have to wait. [Music]